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Flirt Party

Flirt Party
09:00PM, FREE!
Not as lucky in love as you wanted this Valentines Day? Don’t worry -- join Babeland for an unforgettable night of post-Valentines day flirting. This is your chance to meet that special someone. We will be serving hors d’oeuvres and cocktails as you mingle to a live DJ at our sexy SoHo locale. A perfect start to any girl’s night out.

43 Mercer Street
New York, NY 10013
(212) 966-2120

How to Please Your Man

8:00PM,
How to Please Your Man

Learn how to turn on your favorite guy! Babeland Sex Educators dispense solid advice about male erogenous zones, prostate pleasures, vibrating cock rings, and toys especially for him. Discover new tips and techniques, explore communication, and compare notes. $30

Toys In Babeland
94 Rivington Street
New York, NY 10002
(212) 375-1701
(212) 375-1706 Fax

kinky shorts films for all...

CineKink's Tawdry Summer Tryst @ Pioneer Theater

Come and join Cinekink's tonight for a "Tawdry Summer Tryst" featuring some their favorite kinky short films from all around the world! Also included with the ticket is free pizza and beer reception. Check out the list of movies below, it's going to be a saucy night of cinema:

-Sullivan's Last Call: A sexy little film about...celibacy.

- Untitled First Porno: A boy, a girl and a bed.

-Haircut: John gets more than he bargains for during a routine haircut appointment.

-Harigata: The Alien Dildo That Turned Women into Sex-Hungry Lesbos- The invasion of Harigata - the dildo in Japanese culture - may in fact be America's worst nightmare come true.

-Hitchcocked: A hot casual-sex encounter stirs up some surprising truths about love, life, online-dating...and danger.

-Headshot: In a nod to Andy Warhol, depicts an actual sexual encounter via the facial expressions of only one participant, a leather-jacketed young man.

-A&O Department: Supply Nurse: Hot from the UK! - just one of many naughty tales from a rather unique British hospital, this one involves a simple misunderstanding and a familiar, blue pill.

@Pioneer Theater
Location: 155 E. Third St. (map)
Starts: 7 PM
Cost: $10; $6 seniors/students; 18+ only

Folsom Street East XI

2pm-8pm

http://www.folsomstreeteast.org/
28th Street
(Btwn 10th and 11th ave)

USOh

9pm-Midnight

The USOh! Show
Southpaw
125 5th Avenue

Park Slope, Brooklyn

Price: $15 advance
www.theburlesquealliance.com

B-Movie Burlesque Boisterousness

The Bump 'n' Grindhouse burleqsue revue is to take place this weekend, providing no shortage of kitsch on Coney Island. It's going to be an out of this world "cheeky, freaky, tassel-twirling homage to the classic schlock and shock films of double features and nights at the drive-in! Not for the faint of heart, every one of the night's performances will take the form of a gruesome, campy movie trailer." Eat your heart out, Tarantino and Rodriguez.

$15 - 10:00pm
1208 Surf Avenue - Coney Island

Las Vegas or Bust! (Or Both!)

Las Vegas or Bust! (Or Both!)
Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th Street, between Kent and Wythe
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
8pm-2am
Price: $15 Cover ($10 if you come in Vegas theme)
www.amberray.net
718 782-5188

Amber Ray, a veteran New York City burlesque dancer and nightlife personality, is throwing a Las Vegas themed burlesque benefit for the world's only striptease museum. The party promises showgirl go-go, raffles, auctions, and burlesque numbers by Dirty Martini, Angie Pontani, Jo Boobs, Nasty Canasta, and many other top NYC dancers. All money raised will go to getting Exotic World a permanent home in Las Vegas. Admission is $10 if you come in Vegas theme -- suggested dress: boas, pearls, gowns, showgirl, fear and loathing, casino, dealer, lady of the night, Rat Pack and blackjack!

Carmen Electra: How to be Sexy

12:30 PM

Carmen Electra: How to be Sexy
Barnes & Noble Booksellers

Fifth Ave
555 Fifth Avenue
New York, NY 10017
212-697-3048

Cake on Wed

TREATS:
Complimentary dirty martinis from 10-11
CAKE girls and boys dancing for you and with you all night long
Featuring dirty dance-a-thon contests
special onstage performances

CAKE members and their guests.

Wild West Burlesque

10PM
Wild West Burlesque
Collective:Unconscious
279 Church Street, Manhattan
10p; $15
212 352 3101

Between The Sheets

830pm

If third time's the charm, then the third annual runway presentation from Between the Sheets will not only slip you into a frenzied mood, but leave you dreaming about bras, g-strings, and lacy little things long after the night is over.

Between The Sheets presents Dream, a lingerie fashion show featuring student designers from the Fashion Institute of Technology. A night devoted to the Dreams that inspire these designers will bring out the light and dark side of artistic inspiration.

studiomezmor.com

Studio Mezmor

530 West 28th Street
New York , NY 10001

Pole Dancing Rights Now

11:30 AM

Demonstration of fully clothed stripper pole dancing
@ Plumm Night Club, (246 W. 14th St.)

You can not make this stuff up -ed

Tops or Bottoms

11pm-whenever
Tops or Bottoms @ Plan B (www.planbny.com)
339 E 10th St. (Corner of Ave B) 212-353-2303
Free

G.I. Joe undies? Agent Provocateur bustier? Come show off your unmentionables at the inaugural Tops or Bottoms party. Boys and girls in various states of undress will be frolicking to the sounds of DJ tag team DDREJ and Shanthrax. They'll be moving the masses with a mix of dance, electro, 80’s classics, and golden era hip hop. Those that disrobe will be enjoying 2 for 1 well drinks all night long. Don't be shy.

Starshine Burlesque RiFiFi

10PM

Starshine Burlesque RiFiFi
332 East 11th Street (at 1st Avenue)

Price: $5 & one drink minimum

The cutting edge in burlesque takes it off every Thursday night at Rififi. Enjoy a cocktail before the show as go-go sensations bump and grind to the irresistible sounds of the Meat Mistress' turntables. On stage, in the Backroom Starshine turns up the heat with a variety show of eye-popping striptease, magic, acrobatics, and vaudevillian antics. A different show happens every week with comedy, music, dance and good old fashioned burly-Q.

ONE SEX WORK NATION UNDER DILDO

6-9PM
Sex Worker Visions II & One Sex Work Nation Under Dildo
@ Arena Studios
407 Broome
Suite 7A

In $pread magazine's second annual art show, sex workers with an artistic bent step up and tell their stories visually. The show includes art by Zak Smith, Genevive Zacconi, and Vena Virago, in addition to illustrations and photographs that have appeared in $pread magazine, as well as a special opening night exhibition of hand-decorated dildos by sex workers. [through July 28th]

Sex With The Lights On!

7-9PM
Sex With The Lights On: Sex Questions, Answers, Tips, Techniques and Myths Debunked
@ The Museum of Sex
233 5th Ave
212-689-6337 x115
$30/$25

It's everything you ever wanted to know about sex, but were afraid to ask: What is the best sex position for a woman to achieve an orgasm? Are circumcised guys are cleaner than uncircumcised guys? Does everyone have a G-spot? Why can't I get laid? &c.

Delicious Burlesque

9:30PM
Delicious Burlesque
@ Galapagos Front Room
70 N 6th St b/w Kent & Wythe
718-782-5188
$5

Burlesque stars Cherry Bomb and Clams Casino host Anita Cookie, Tangerine Jones, Dirty Martini and drag sensation Figgy for Delicious Burlesque. If the following picture doesn't entice you, nothing will:

Now Strip!

8PM
How to Strip for Your Lover
@ Toys in Babeland
43 Mercer St
212-966-2120
$30

Unleash your inner sexpot! Toys in Babeland Sex Educator and Burlesque star Darlinda Just Darlinda teaches women (only) some saucy moves and striptease secrets tonight.

Kitty Night's Burlesque

9PM
Kitty Night's Burlesque
@ Bar On A
170 Ave A & 11th St
212-353-8231
$5

Fem Appeal and Burguny Brixx host a new burlesque show at Bar on A every Sunday with the rising stars of the NYC burlesque scene.

Cinekink

7PM
CineKink
@ Two Boots Pioneer Theater
155 E 3rd St & Ave A
$10/$6.50

Kinky movies, pizza and beer! Films include BDSM documentary Vice & Consent and and The Line Between, an "Alice in Wonderland journey" of Meg into a BDSM how-to video. And PIZZA!

Erotic Wine Tasting

7-9:30PM
Erotic Wine Tasting
@ Perfect Palate New York Loft
264 Canal b/w Broadway & Lafayette
4th floor
$100

Wine, oysters, chocolate-dipped strawberries, erotic poetry performances - all in a big loft with a bunch of other horny couples! Fu-un!

BDSM Workshop

7-9PM
BDSM Workshop
@ Museum of Sex
233 5th Ave
212-689-6337 x115
$20

BDSM is just like sex. If the intentions are good, there's no right and wrong - but there's always more and less fun. If you secretly or not-so-secretly have always wondered about how to hurt your partner so good, drop a twenty and bring a notebook to the Museum of Sex tonight where Domina M will break it down for you.

Playgirl Magazine Issue Release Party

7-10PM
Playgirl Magazine Issue Release Party
@ Happy Ending
302 Broome b/w Forsyth & Eldridge
Free with RSVP

Go for the meatheads, stay for the open bar, the free food and the sexy goodie bags. Or go for the open bar, the free food and the sexy goodie bags, leave for the meatheads. Either way, this shiz will all wrap up by 10PM, giving you ample time to drop your copy of Playgirl off at home before hitting the town right. But, seriously, why would you? Hel-lo! Conversation piece!

Clowsn of Coney Island

10PM
The Clowns of Coney Island
@ Galapagos Art Space
70 N 6th St
Williamsburg, BK
$5

Dottie Lux, infamous clown burlesque performer, celebrates her birthday this evening at Galapagos. The only thing she asks is that her friends, of the Red Hots burlesque crew, slap on a red nose and be clowns. While the Red Hots are typically known to shake and shimmy as they swallow swords, eat fire and charm snakes, you can probably expect additional tricks up their sleeves this evening - watch out for flying pies.

Lap Dancing 101

8PM
Lap Dancing 101
@ The Center
208 W 13th St b/w 7th & 8th Aves
$10

Let's dance! If you consider yourself a woman - gay, straight, trans or NOS - you're welcome to attend a crash course in the grind hosted by the Lesbian Sex Mafia. Those ladies so crazy.

The Best of CineKink

7PM
The Best of CineKink
@ Two Boots Pioneer Theater
155 E 3rd St & Ave A
$10, $6.50 seniors/students

It's a special screening of hot shorts (not, I am sorry to report, hot pants) deemed the very best of CineKink. Most enticingly: a beer and pizza reception follows the screening for all ticket holders.

The Bi Apple

9PM
The Bi Apple Release Party
@ Pussycat Lounge
96 Greenwich St
$15, $10 with RSVP

Waking Vixen smut release cum (ha!) Bella Vendetta birthday party at strip club. Includes: fire eating, burlesque, lap dances, stripping, suspension, smut, raffles, gift bags. Whee!

You Only Pinch Twice

10PM
Pinchbottom Burlesque: You Only Pinch Twice
@ Collective:Unconscious
279 Church St
$15

Secret agent James Bond is back to save the world (a third time) by taking on the Pernicious INternational Cartel of Horrible Baddies Out To Take Over el Mundo (P.I.N.C.H.B.O.T.T.O.M.), whose plan for global domination - to use the twirling of burlesque performers' tassels to hypnotize the populace into submission - is not the most ludicrous in the 44-year history of the 007 franchise.

New Whore Order

11PM
Sex Workers' Art Show
@ Mo Pitkin's
34 Ave A b/w 2nd and 3rd St
212-777-5660
$15

Look, but don't touch, as sex workers bring spoken word, burlesque, music and multimedia performance art to Mo Pitkin's to explode conventional views on what it means to work in the oldest profession on earth! This show is kick ass - sex workers gone wild - do not miss!

Hello, Adult Drawing!

10PM-1AM
Adult Drawing
@ Studio Mezmor
530 W 28th St
917-683-0631
$10, mention event to doorperson to skip line
10-11:30PM full open bar

At New York's only Triple X-Rated Art Party, sketch live porn models in a private salon-style drawing room. The full open bar, art exhibition, and DJs encourage voyeurs.

Juicy Burlesque

8PM doors
Juicy Burlesque
@ Don Hill's
511 Greenwich @ Spring
212-219-2850
$15

Got dumped by your valentine? S/he was ugggly anyway. Come check out the hotties of Peach Tartes tonight at Juicy Burlesque at Don Hill's and forget all about whats-her-name. Then dance the night away after 11PM!

Worst. Sex. Ever. IV.

7:30PM
Worst. Sex. Ever. IV.
@ The Bowery Poetry Club
308 Bowery b/w Bleecker and Houston
$7
212-614-0505

Contrary to what you learned in high school, all sex is not good sex. The WYSIWYG Talent Show celebrates this fact with: "Worst. Sex. Ever. IV: Getting It Ain't Getting Any Better". Featuring bloggers and comedians talking about the worst sexual encounters they've ever had, this show historically sells out, so grab your tickets early. I'd be up there, but I'm way too hot to ever have bad sex. Obvi.

Wine and Whine with Dr Ruth

6–8PM
Eclectic Salon: Dr Ruth
@ Bottlerocket
5 W 19th St
Free

Get trashed and talk sex - it's like any other evening, really, except there's this cute old German woman and teeny tiny cups of free wine. Email her your question in advance here, or just get trashed and embarrass yourself by yelling it really loudly across the store.

Shit Hammered

Shit Hammered
@ Happy Ending
302 Broome b/w Forsythe and Eldridge
212-334-9676
11:30-12PM well vodka open bar
3-4AM gay dance hour (C & C, Snow, Marky-Mark)

I can't say it better than their own myspace page: 'If you are GAY, STRAIGHT, BI, MIX or RETARDED this is YOUR party to get dressed up, go crazy and then have someone go down on you.' It'll make you forget that Arcade Fire bullshit.

Red Headed Hipsters

9:30PM
Red Headed Burlesque
@ Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th St
$5

100% all-natural (they checked) red heads show you just how red-hot they can get tonight at Galapagos' Monday night burlesque show.

Oral Ambitions

8PM
Oral Ambitions: Fellatio
@ Toys in Babeland
43 Mercer Street
212-966-2120
$30

STOP BITING. Babeland Sex Educators will teach you everything they know about the joys and merits of fellatio. Learn the basics, or pick up the finer points of the great BJ so you can go out there and make some new friends!

Sugar Shack Burlesque

10PM
Sugar Shack Burlesque: Shaken & Stirred
@ Tiki Lounge
Niagara downstairs
7th St & Ave A
$5
10-11PM free wine
Free shots throughout the night

Burlesque and go-go set to nudity new wave, cabaret rock n roll and strip tease disco! Could you ask for more? How about an open wine bar and free shots throughout the night?

Madame X Anti-Superbowl Party

Anti-Superbowl Party
@ Madame X presents:
94 W Houston St b/w Thompson and LaGuardia Pl
212-539-0808
$25

A night of naughty indulgence for ladies only - the famous bordello-style lounge Madame X (Prince once visited to taste the Pussy Galore) is offering four full hours of complimentary massages, airbrush tanning, makeovers, pampering hand treatments, a psychic who'll read your romantic future, free vodka cocktails served by shirtless male models, all kinds of chocolate and the very energetic Diva School ladies teaching the fine art of the striptease. Gentlemen will not be admitted before 10PM.

Pop His Rocket

7-9PM
Pop His Rocket : A Guide To Handling Your Guy
@ Museum of Sex
233 5th Ave at 27th St
212-689-6337 x115
$30

There is always something more to learn about blow jobs, yes? Former sex worker Ducky Doolittle gives you tips that'll make your man suspicious - whaaat, where'd s/he learn that!? And you'll say you learned it from Ducky, in blow job class.

Sexperts Night @ KGB

Non-Fiction: Sexperts night with Virginia Vitzthum and Grant Stoddard
@ KGB Bar
85 East 4th St
Free

Grant Stoddard, erstwhile author of Nerve.com's winning column I Did It For Science, reads from his new book Working Stiff: The Misadventures of an Accidental Sexpert. Virginia Vitzthum, who has written for Ms., the Village Voice, Elle, Time Out and salon.com, explores online dating in I Love you, Let's Meet.

Let's Misbehave

9:30PM
Let's Misbehave: A Burlesque Tribute to Cole Porter
@ Galapagos frontroom
70 N8th St
Williamsburg, Brooklyn
$5

Amber Ray Presents "Lets Misbehave: a burlesque tribute to Cole Porter," an ecectic evening of song, dance and strip interpretations to the music of one of the greatest song writers of the 20th century. Gogo girls shake it in between sets, so finish up your R.Kelly renditions and then jam over to the front room of Galapagos to have what could be the most awesome Monday evening ever.

Girls on Film! A Celluloid Tribute

9:30PM
Girls on Film! A Celluloid Tribute
@ Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th St, Brooklyn
$5

Monday Night Burlesque takes on your favorite movies of all time, giving them a new twist and shake like you've never seen before. From The Stepford Wives to Mannequin, they've got line-up of Oscar worthy burlesque tributes that will remind you why you liked these flicks in the first place, or give you a reason to. With leading ladies Nasty Canasta, Peekaboo Pointe, Roja Rouge, and Anita Cookie. And what's a film with out the handsome leading man? Emcee for the evening is the debonair and charming Bastard Keith.

Open Wide: Galapogos Staff Show Off Festival

8PM
Open Wide: The Second Annual Galapogos Staff Show Off Festival
@ Galapogos Art Space
70 n6th St, Brooklyn
718-782-5188
Free, $10 Suggested Donation

The staff of Williamsburg's Galapogos Art Space showcase their work in a free show-off tonight. Enjoy music, theatre, dance, performance and visual art created and performed by some of Brooklyn's hottest emerging artists, hosted by comedienne/performance artist Desiree Burch. If your crowd is looking for some live music, dj sets and burlesque with a fun artsy twist - you're headed to Brooklyn tonight.

Starshine

10PM
Starshine Burlesque
@ Rififi
332 East 11th St between 1st and 2nd Ave
212-677-1027
$5

Happy Global Orgasm Day!

It's Global Orgasm Day! Time to get your groove on...

Hedwig Hanukuh

10pm
Hedwig Hanukuh
@ Slipper Room
167 Orchard ST
212-253-7246
$5

Dress up as your fav character from Hedwig and the Angry Inch for a chance to win best costume. Plus, an all star cast of burlesquers.

In The Flesh

8PM
In the Flesh Erotic Reading Series
@ Happy Ending
302 Broome St between Eldridge and Forsyth St
212-334-9676
Free

Ring your jingle bells and get warm and cozy at December’s In The Flesh, featuring holiday erotica and much more. With Abiola Abrams (BET’s The Best Shorts), L. Elise Bland (Best American Erotica 2006 contributor), Scott Bowen (The Midnight Fish), Kevin Keck (Oedipus Wrecked), Stan Kent (Shoe Leather series, Hustler Hollywood), Lisa Beth Kovetz (The Tuesday Erotica Club), Karen Moulding (Unbox, The Untrainable Heart), Jean Roberta (Best Lesbian Erotica contributor), and host Rachel Kramer Bussel. Candy canes and cupcakes will be served, and erotic books, including The Merry XXXMas Book of Erotica, will be given away as door prizes.

Big Busted

8PM
Lux Killmore presents Big Busted
@ Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th St, Brooklyn
$10

Three Films will be screened: Val Killmore's "Buxotic Beauty Murders", World Famous *Bob*'s"You'd Be Prettier If You Smiled" and the Feature "Pervert" starring Mary Carey. Plus liver performances by World Famous *Bob*, Velocity Chyladd, Dottie Lux, Lady Rigel and Dirty Martini.

Nice-N-Naughty Holiday Spectacuthon

10PM-1AM
Monday Night Burlesque Presents Nice-N-Naughty Holiday Spectacuthon
@ Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th St between Kent and Wythe St, Brooklyn
718-782-5188
$5

Starring Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey, Miss Astrid, Dr. Lucky, Little Brooklyn

BadAss! Burlesque

12AM
BadAss! Burlesque
@ Bowery Poetry Club
308 Bowery between Houston and Bleecker St
$15

The World Famous *BOB* delivers the goods laced with unicorns, cotton candy and crack! DJ Saint Eve delivers femme fatale 'punk & grind' to yer hearts content. Burlesque stars bringing the !Badditude! are: producer Velocity Chyaldd, Belle Morte Baudelaire, Tangerine Jones, Julie Atlas Muz, Little Brooklyn, Remy Vicious, Insectavora, Rose Wood, Jo Boobs JeniViva, Bambi and Deity. Plus Rawk & elegant Raunch Roll from The Giggle Fits LIVE!

Erotic Art Show

7PM
Erotic Art Show
@ White Room
208 South 3rd St at Roebling, Brooklyn
Free, RSVP

Open bar from 7-8 and snacks
DJs, performances, and art for sale.

Creeping Xmas Death

10PM
Creeping Xmas Death
@ Collective:Unconscious
279 Church St
$10

A Pinchbottom burlesque holiday special!

Miss Saturn's Holiday Hoop Show

9:30PM
Miss Saturn's Holiday Hoop Show
@ Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th St, Brooklyn
718-782-5188
$5

A hoop and burlesque cabaret! The World Wide Hula Hoop Federation will be presenting Hula Hoop Wars where Christianity will be battling Judaism for the World Championship title. Featured performers are Tigger, Tanya Gagne from the Wau Wau Sisters, Malcolm from Groove Hoops, and Lucky the Great Fire of Chicago.

Holiday Romp

9PM
Holiday Romp featuring the Girls from Big Apple Burlesque
@ Union Pool
484 Union Ave, Brooklyn
$7

Dr. Sketchy Turns 1

8PM
Dr. Sketchy's 1 Year Anniversary Party
@ The Slipper Room
Corner of Stanton and Orchard St
Free

Dr. Sketchy's Official Rainy Day Colouring Book is back from the Chinese sweatshops and celebrating its first anniversary! Molly Crabapple's first book is now ready to don its tassels and shimmy out into the world. And she wants you to help her welcome it with the most alcoholic, debauched, burlesque dancer-packed party bohemia a book party hath ever seen. Hosted by the World Famous *BOB*, with Amber Ray, Darlinda Just Darlinda, and the White Boom Boom dancing the hottest burlesque this side of legality. P

Film Trivia Burlesque and Booze

7:30PM
Lux Killmore: We've got Reefer Madness!
Film Trivia Burlesque and Booze
@ Two Boots Pioneer Theatre's Den of Cin
East 3rd St and Ave A
$7

Lux-Killmore Entertainment presents We've Got Reefer Madness!, an evening of chicks and flicks. Val Killmore's High Holidaze, Dottie Lux's T.H.C and Reefer Madness. Plus, live burlesque performances by Runaround Sue, Pinkie Special and Bonnie Dunn.

World Famous Bob

9:30PM
The World Famous Bob 3 Year Anniversary Show
@ Galapagos Art and Performance Space
70 North 6th St, Brooklyn
718-782-5188
$5

This year marks 3 years of *Bob* presenting burlesque beauties on the Galapagos stage. Tonight she'll be bringing back the girls she has presented through the years, as well as presenting one brand spanking new sweetheart: Gal Friday!

A Grateful Burlesque Show

9:30PM
Monday Night Burlesque Presents A Grateful Burlesque Show
@ Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th St between Wythe and Kent, Brooklyn
$5

THANKS! is a performance art burlesque extravaganza where Glenn Marla and Darlinda Just Darlinda take the stage by grateful storm. They've invited some of their favorite performers to join them in sharing what they are most thankful for - rainbows, show tunes, sailors, stripping, sex toys, and turkeys!

Monday Night Burlesque

9:30PM
Monday Night Burlesque Presents The Peach Tartes in The Broken Heart Club
@ Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th St between Wythe and Kent, Brooklyn
$5

In "The Broken Hearts Club" the Peach Tartes take you on a journey
through denial, bargaining, anger, despair, acceptance and revenge.
with 6 sure-fire ways to mend a broken heart.

Meet Nina Hartley

7-9PM
Nina Hartley’s Guide to Total Sex
Lecture - Q & A - Booksigning
@ Museum of Sex
233 5th Ave at 27th St
212-689-6337 x115
$10

Miss Saturn and Friends

9:30PM
Monday Night Burlesque
@ Galapagos Art Space
70 North 6th St between Wythe and Kent, Brooklyn
$5

"An evening of burlesque with Miss Saturn and friends—where comedy, burlesque, and circus converge. A start star studded show where everyone gets in on the action. If you can hula hoop for 30 seconds you get a free drink and a toiletry item of some sort."

Shaken & Stirred

11PM
Sugar Shack presents "Shaken & Stirred"
@ Tikki bar at Niagara
Ave A and 7th St
$3

Open bar from 10-11
NYC's only monthly burlesque dance party. Hosted by Lady Satan and Runaround Sue, and starring Janis De Milo, Nasty Canasta, & Pinkie Special. With DJ Jess (Trash!) and gorgeous Go-Go girls all night long!

Fast Food Fast Women

7:30PM
Fast Food Fast Women
@ Den of Cin
East 3rd St Ave A

A night of film, trivia booze, and burlesque. Featuring a secret short film along with Val Killmore's "Smear" and performances by Runaround Sue, Jo Boobs and Kit Cat.

Eat Me

10PM
Eat Me
@ Collective:Unconscious
279 Church St
$10

"Get a mouthful of delicious burlesque with Pinchbottom's Eat Me Burlesque Cooking Show, it satisfies all your appetites." Hosted by Nasty Canasta and Jonny Porkpie, and starring Delirium Tremens, Dirty Martini, Gigi LaFemme, Jo Boobs, Little Brooklyn, Lukki, Naughtia Nice, Peekaboo Pointe, Rose Wood

Dirty Lenin

8PM
Dirty Lenin
@ Slipper Room
—167 Orchard St
$10

"There will be music, magic, comedy, amateur stripping, professional gyrating and some very special (sexy) surprise guests. Performers include Dirty Lenin, The Break, Francis Heaney (author of The
Holy Tango of Literature and Snakes on a Sudoku), Julie Fitzpatrick (of The Rude Mechanicals), Conduit Girl, Lorrine Lambert, Amiti Perry (dancer extraordinaire), Brendan Goetz, Jed Orlemann (the evil Hayes Barber from One Life to Live), Vanessa Longley-Cook and many more."

Starshine Burlesque

10PM
Starshine Burlesque
@ Rififi
11th St between 1st and 2nd Ave
$5

Starshine

9PM (go gos); 10PM
Starshine Burlesque
@ RiFiFi
332 East 11th St between 1st Ave and Ave A
$5

Come early and catch a couple Go Gos.

The Hot Box Burlesque

10PM
The Hot Box Burlesque
@ Slipper Room
167 Orchard St
212-253-7246
$5

Scott the Blue Bunny hosts with Miss Saturn, Creamy Stevens and Clams Casino while DJ Epic spins.

Drinking Problem

10PM
Pinchbottom's Drinking Problem: A Burlesque Intervention
@ Collective:Unconscious
279 Church St
$10

Sweet & Nasty

10PM
Sweet & Nasty Burlesque
@ Rififi
332 East 11th St
$5

Veronika Sweet and Nasty Canasta present a cavalcade of bad girls, good boys, and questionable taste.

Surf Burlesque

10PM
Surf Burlesque on the Bowery
@ Bowery Poetry Club
308 Bowery
$10

Sweet decadence in motion. A bawdy return to Burlesque's roots where the first seductive dances were born. Join us and revel in an old world environment of elegance, fantasy and uninhibited sensual magic where Bohemian dreams come alive...
With Miss Angel Drake, Jo Boobs, The New York Howl, Sarabella, World Famous Bob, Remy Vicious, Neal Medlyn, and Telly Cardaci

Shock & Awe

8PM
Shock & Awe
@ Cutting Room
19 West 24th St
$20

An erotic comedy spectacle, this show was SOLD OUT when it debuted at the Museum of Sex.

A Burlesque Tribute

10PM
Hedwig Hanukkah
@ Galalpagos Art Space
70 North 6th St between Kent and Wythe, Williamsburg
718-782-5188
Free

Darlinda's Polyester Players presents a burlesque tribute to "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" with world famous *BOB*, Rose Wood, Mama Lou, and Dirty Martini. Prizes will be awarded to the best costume from the cult classic film, freshly made Latkes courtesy of Darlinda will be served, and a chance to participare onstage.

Snapshot

9PM
Snapshot
@ Bar 13
35 East 13th St between 4th Ave and University Pl
$8

This week Miss Jessica Rose and Big Apple Burlesque star in "Burlesque and Honkytonk".

Jenisfamous Spectaculor

8-12PM
Jenisfamous' Birthday Party
@ CB's Gallery
313 Bowery between 1st and 2nd Street
Free

Featuring burlesque dancers, live old-time bands, comedy, and door prizes.
'20-'50s costumes are encouraged and awards for Best Dressed will be given out.
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Miss Galapagozanga Contest

10PM
Amateur burlesque contest
@ Galapagos Art Space
70 N 6th Street, Williamsburg
Free

Hosted by the always funny Mr. Murray Hill. This is a good way to spend a Monday night.

Monday Burlesque

10PM
Monday Evening Burlesque
@ Galapagos Art Space
N.6th & Wythe, in Williamsburg
FREE

I reluctantly attended this last time around. To my surprise it was very fun, this is more a comedy show than anything else. The place filled up very fast last time so get there early and snag a table.

Starshine Burlesque

10:15
Rififi Cinema Classics
11th Street Between 1st and 2nd Ave
$5

Carnival of Samhain

7PM
HERE Arts Center
145 6th Ave & Spring

If you're not sick of Halloween by now then this is the place for you. Puppets, dance, magic, burlesque and music.

Bowery Burlesque

6PM
Pin-Up Artists of the Nouveau Tease
Goes All Nite Long with:
Live Burlesque
315 Bowery between 1st and 2nd Street

CBGB Gallery

Halloween Horror

Roxy - 515 W. 18th St.
10PM
$15 w/printout, $20 without
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